Shameless Book Deal

It seems like everyone but me is getting rich off book deals. It's getting really annoying that I haven't been offered six figure offers from major publishers just because I haven't thought of a good book idea. This blog will serve as a platform. Every day, a new book deal idea. Shameless? Probably. Effective? Only time will tell.

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I’m Taking the Day Off!

Dear Readers,

Today is a day where I have a lot of work! I can’t bring you another blog idea today because then I won’t eat and pay my rent. I need a place to live and food to eat, because I am human, and not a robot. I have feelings!

And just in case you’re worried it’s because I’ve ran out of blog book ideas, you are wrong to be worried, because I have thousands left in me! Thousands of things that will bring me millions of dollars. You do the math. That’s so much money.

Tomorrow I will be back with the Clip Art Comic Strip with Obscure Punchlines. I’m so sorry I’m not here to be your trained monkey for the day.

[UPDATE: I’m taking two days off! Shut up! I’ve been up to my eyeballs at work. I can’t wait until I strike it rich so then I won’t ever have to work again.]

Sincerely,
Shameless Book Deal

July 15 at 11am