Shameless Book Deal

It seems like everyone but me is getting rich off book deals. It's getting really annoying that I haven't been offered six figure offers from major publishers just because I haven't thought of a good book idea. This blog will serve as a platform. Every day, a new book deal idea. Shameless? Probably. Effective? Only time will tell.

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80’s Action Star Doing Unrealistic Things

Dear Readers,

This is a never ending trip. Every day coming up with new book ideas that I put exactly two seconds of thought into and then execute mechanically, IT’S REALLY TAXING!

I really hope I get a book deal soon so I can start abandoning the site, which obviously I’ll do the second I make some money off of it. I am totally wiped!

Anyway, today’s blog is 80’s Action Star Doing Unrealistic Things. Have you ever noticed how funny 80’s action stars are? They are so dated?! Imagine if someone just repeated over and over again that they could like lift mountains or something. That is pretty clever, I think.

So I’m pretty sure I’m going to hit the jackpot today.

Sincerely,
Shameless Book Deal

July 14 at 10am