Shameless Book Deal

It seems like everyone but me is getting rich off book deals. It's getting really annoying that I haven't been offered six figure offers from major publishers just because I haven't thought of a good book idea. This blog will serve as a platform. Every day, a new book deal idea. Shameless? Probably. Effective? Only time will tell.

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Name: Perez Hilton Age: 12 Blog: VeryAstuteAnalysis.com Status: Single Boner Meter: 11 (off the scales!!!) Perez Hilton is the sexiest blogger alive. Just look at that hair! Hilton is so classy and is smart and says all the right things all the time! That’s it for today. tune in tomorrow for a new blog idea! [UPDATE: I just noticed I mispelled Hilton’s name on the picture. I’m too lazy to fix it, so I’ll just let my future editor worry about it.]

Name: Perez Hilton
Age: 12 
Blog: VeryAstuteAnalysis.com
Status: Single
Boner Meter: 11 (off the scales!!!)

Perez Hilton is the sexiest blogger alive. Just look at that hair! Hilton is so classy and is smart and says all the right things all the time!

That’s it for today. tune in tomorrow for a new blog idea!

[UPDATE: I just noticed I mispelled Hilton’s name on the picture. I’m too lazy to fix it, so I’ll just let my future editor worry about it.]

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July 13 at 5pm