Shameless Book Deal

It seems like everyone but me is getting rich off book deals. It's getting really annoying that I haven't been offered six figure offers from major publishers just because I haven't thought of a good book idea. This blog will serve as a platform. Every day, a new book deal idea. Shameless? Probably. Effective? Only time will tell.

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This Blogger Is Hot

Dear Reader,

Another week, another dollar. JK! I don’t even make a dollar a week doing this. But I am going to make a six figure deal any second now.

This day’s blog idea is This Blogger Is Hot, which will be a list of the world’s hottest bloggers, including pictures of course. It’s going to be such a sexy week!

I hope this really attracts the male demographic. I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell really taught me that it’s important to objectify women in order to $ell Book$!!!

I hope you all have your boners turned on STUN!!! Because I don’t want anyone to get killed via boner! I don’t need the law suits.

Sincerely,
Shameless Book Deal

July 13 at 10am