Shameless Book Deal

It seems like everyone but me is getting rich off book deals. It's getting really annoying that I haven't been offered six figure offers from major publishers just because I haven't thought of a good book idea. This blog will serve as a platform. Every day, a new book deal idea. Shameless? Probably. Effective? Only time will tell.

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Haven’t landed a book deal yet, but I’m sure tomorrow, success will be spelled ShamelessBookDeal.tumblr.com! Now, though, it’s time to stuff Look At This F@cking Hopster, place it on the mantle as a humbling memory of my defeat, and get back on that horse called life. What does the future hold? Who knows? Who cares? I care! I’m going to be so rich so soon!

Haven’t landed a book deal yet, but I’m sure tomorrow, success will be spelled ShamelessBookDeal.tumblr.com!

Now, though, it’s time to stuff Look At This F@cking Hopster, place it on the mantle as a humbling memory of my defeat, and get back on that horse called life.

What does the future hold? Who knows? Who cares? I care!

I’m going to be so rich so soon!

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July 9 at 5pm