Shameless Book Deal

It seems like everyone but me is getting rich off book deals. It's getting really annoying that I haven't been offered six figure offers from major publishers just because I haven't thought of a good book idea. This blog will serve as a platform. Every day, a new book deal idea. Shameless? Probably. Effective? Only time will tell.

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Look At This F@cking Hopster

Dear Reader,

Hello and welcome to day two of Shameless Book Deal. Today, our idea comes from my friend Dan Ball, who suggested it and I loved it so much I decided to include it in my first week.

Have you ever noticed that rabbits are such f@cking hipsters. In fact, they are f@cking hopsters those guys. If they had a blog, it might be called Hopster Hopoff. But it’s not. It’s called Look At This F@cking Hopster. As you’ve noticed, I’m not using the “u” in f@cking. It’s because if you want a book deal, you keep it PG-13, assh*le!*

Anyway, please enjoy Look At This F@cking Hopster. Rabbits! They are hipsters!

I can feel it. This is the day I land a six figure book deal! Let’s do it up!

Sincerely,
Shameless Book Deal

*That’s not necesarily true at all, but I want my grandkids to be able to read my books one day.

July 9 at 10am