Shameless Book Deal

It seems like everyone but me is getting rich off book deals. It's getting really annoying that I haven't been offered six figure offers from major publishers just because I haven't thought of a good book idea. This blog will serve as a platform. Every day, a new book deal idea. Shameless? Probably. Effective? Only time will tell.

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Dogs Have Noses

Dear Reader,

Welcome to the inauguration of this blog. This is so exciting! I wish Josh Groban were here to sing like he did for Obama!

I will try to remember all of my early followers when I am rich and swimming in the six figure deals resulting from all my imminent book deals, but I can’t make any promises. Rich people have to follow the future, and they can’t be living in the past. That is the job of the less fortunate, like orphans and immigrants.

Our first book deal idea combines two things I love, dogs and noses, to make the proposed book deal Dogs Have Noses. Holy crap, that would look really good on a coffee table! Imagine how delighted visitors would be to see Dogs Have Noses, the book version, sitting in front of them.

“Wow, this person who bought this book and displayed it sure is humorous. Maybe I will have intercourse with them,” visitors will say to themselves.

Just consider it, America.

Sincerely,
Shameless Book Deal

July 8 at 12pm