March 2011
4 posts
July 2009
39 posts
I'm Taking the Day Off!
Dear Readers,
Today is a day where I have a lot of work! I can’t bring you another blog idea today because then I won’t eat and pay my rent. I need a place to live and food to eat, because I am human, and not a robot. I have feelings!
And just in case you’re worried it’s because I’ve ran out of blog book ideas, you are wrong to be worried, because I have thousands...
80's Action Star Doing Unrealistic Things
Dear Readers,
This is a never ending trip. Every day coming up with new book ideas that I put exactly two seconds of thought into and then execute mechanically, IT’S REALLY TAXING!
I really hope I get a book deal soon so I can start abandoning the site, which obviously I’ll do the second I make some money off of it. I am totally wiped!
Anyway, today’s blog is 80’s Action...
This Blogger Is Hot
Dear Reader,
Another week, another dollar. JK! I don’t even make a dollar a week doing this. But I am going to make a six figure deal any second now.
This day’s blog idea is This Blogger Is Hot, which will be a list of the world’s hottest bloggers, including pictures of course. It’s going to be such a sexy week!
I hope this really attracts the male demographic. I Hope...
This Is Why You're Healthy
Dear Reader,
Another day, another blog idea. Today I’m launching the new blog, This is Why You’re Healthy. Vegetables be making you healthy!
The idea came from the awesome Matt Tobey, who suggested it. I’ll give him a special thanks in the back of the book or something.
I think this is the one!
Sincerely, Shameless Book Deal
Look At This F@cking Hopster
Dear Reader,
Hello and welcome to day two of Shameless Book Deal. Today, our idea comes from my friend Dan Ball, who suggested it and I loved it so much I decided to include it in my first week.
Have you ever noticed that rabbits are such f@cking hipsters. In fact, they are f@cking hopsters those guys. If they had a blog, it might be called Hopster Hopoff. But it’s not. It’s called...
Dogs Have Noses
Dear Reader,
Welcome to the inauguration of this blog. This is so exciting! I wish Josh Groban were here to sing like he did for Obama!
I will try to remember all of my early followers when I am rich and swimming in the six figure deals resulting from all my imminent book deals, but I can’t make any promises. Rich people have to follow the future, and they can’t be living in the...